CHARACTERS
BERNADETTE Mid 20s-early 30s; a
nursing student, ambitious and determined.
JOHN Early-mid-30s;
a jazz musician with a zest for life.
ZORA Mid
20s-early 30s; Bernadette’s best friend and fellow nursing student; out-spoken,
youthful.
WENDELL
Early-mid-20s; Bernadette’s on-off again boyfriend
TERRI
Mid 20s-early
30s; Bernadette’s roommate.
WOOD
Early 20s; Bernadette’s brother.
Setting
Bernadette and Terri’s apartment.
A poetry slam club.
A park.
Time
The summer of 1982.
1.
ACT I
SCENE 1
[Saturday
night. BERNADETTE is in the living room, sitting on the couch. The living room
has a couch in the center of the room and a table in front. Another table is
located on the right side of the couch. A lamp is placed on the table.
BERNADETTE is wearing a black dress and black shoes. She has a photo album on
her lap, he is flipping through the pages and stops when she gets to a particular
photo. Her best friend and roommate ZORA enters with TERRI, an acquaintance of
ZORA and BERNADETTE.
ZORA
Girl, you better stop lying!
TERRI
I ain’t lying! I’m telling you, the man was staring
right at me. I was standing up, cheering along with the rest of the crowd. Then
he looked me dead in the eye and he froze up. Like he recognized me or
something.
ZORA
Please. You expect me to believe that some famous
musician just spotted you out in a large crowd of people? You had to be imagining things.
TERRI
I’m telling the truth! He was looking right at me! I
would’ve be flattered if he wasn’t look at me with this terrified look on his
face.
ZORA
Who wouldn’t be terrified by you? Have you met you?
TERRI
Whatever. (To BERNADETTE) How are you doing,
Bernadette?
ZORA
Aww, you’re looking at the photo album again?!
2.
BERNADETTE
I’m fine, Terri, thank you very much.
ZORA
Bernie, it’s been two months. It’s time to close that
chapter of this story.
BERNADETTE
I have closed that chapter. (She closes the photo album). I closed it so hard that I think I’m
done dating.
TERRI
There’s no need to swear off men altogether. You just
haven’t found the right one yet.
ZORA
You know what I always say? The best way to get over a
man, is to get under a new one.
BERNADETTE
I’m not done with dating completely. I just feel that
I should focus on myself right now. You know, being single is a good time to
get to know myself. Focus on becoming a better person and focus on my career,
you know?
ZORA
That sounds like something single people say to make
themselves feel better about being single.
TERRI
Wait a minute now, she does have a point. This is a
good time for Bernadette to have some me time. Besides, hopping into another
relationship isn’t going to help her get over Wen-her ex.
ZORA
Maybe not. But you know what will help her get over
him? Going out! (To BERNADETTE) Terri
bought us tickets to a concert and guess who’s playing?
3.
TERRI
I’ll give you a hint. You’ve been playing his music
every single day.
BERNADETTE
John Rashid?
ZORA
Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner!
TERRI
He’s performing at Soldiers and Sailors on this
Saturday. You should come with us.
BERNADETTE
I don’t think so.
ZORA
What do you mean you don’t think so? You love John
Rashid! Don’t give her an option, Terri. Never give Bernadette any options
because she usually says no. (To BERNADETTE) Bernie, you’re going to the
concert and that is final! Now, all we have to do is find you a nice outfit for
the concert.
BERNADETTE
So did Wendell.
ZORA
And here it goes.
TERRI
Zora, stop it. (to BERNADETTE) Bernadette, you don’t
have to come if you don’t want to. But I think this is a good chance for you to
get out the house. Take your mind off of things.
BERNADETTE
I guess.
ZORA
4.
Come on. A night out with your girls, dancing,
listening to great music, having the time of your life. It’ll be fun.
TERRI
Who knows, maybe it’ll take your mind off of him.
ZORA
Seriously, you can’t tell me you’re going to pass up
the chance to see your favorite singer in person?
BERNADETTE
Do you remember my Aunt Etta?
ZORA
The crazy one who thought she could see the future?
BERNADETTE
That’s the one. When I was fourteen, she told me I was
going to meet a doctor, a truck driver and a musician. And I was going to marry
one of them.
ZORA
I already know she was lying. Because you didn’t meet
one doctor, you met several. You work in a hospital.
BERNADETTE
The point is, she said I was going to marry one of
them. She told me that when I was fourteen. I thought she was crazy too. Until
I met Wendell, a truck driver and the man I can see myself marrying one day.
TERRI
Not to sound rude but what’s the point of this story?
BERNADETTE
The point is what if she’s wrong? I met doctors, I met truck drivers…and nothing
came out of them. What if…I’m meant to be alone? To grow old and become a cat
lady or something?
ZORA
Honey, you do know there’s nothing wrong with being
alone right?
TERRI
5.
I think what Zora means to say is don’t lose hope yet.
You’re still young and still plenty of fish in the dating pool. And if it turns
out you’re meant to be alone, well, there’s nothing wrong with that.
BERNADETTE
Oh I don’t want to hear that crap. Of course there’s
something wrong with it. You know I had a dream last night. I was an old woman
in my dream-probably about 90. I was walking down steps and I trip and fall. I
can’t get back up. I’m screaming for someone, anyone to hear me. But no one
comes. Just me, lying on the floor, wondering when the good Lord will have
mercy on me and let me die.
ZORA
That’s…pretty dark.
TERRI
Hey, you said your aunt mentioned you will meet a
musician? Well, you haven’t met one yet. So who knows maybe once you meet him,
you’re love life will come full circle. But you won’t find that special someone
if you’re still held up in your house. It’s time to get out and move on.
BERNADETTE
I guess one night out wouldn’t be so bad.
ZORA
Yes!
TERRI
Well, I guess that settles it then. I’ll stop by to
pick yall up tomorrow around 7.
ZORA
Fine with me.
TERRI
How about you, Bernie?
BERNADETTE
Sure.
6.
TERRI
Great, tomorrow at 7. And Bernie, don’t worry. I have
a good feeling about this concert. You’ll see.
Scene
2
BERNADETTE,
TERRI, and ZORA are in the lobby of Soldiers and Sailors.
ZORA
Huh, now I see why you love him so much.
BERNADETTE
What do you mean? You love him too.
ZORA
Not as much as you do.
TERRI
That was a brilliant performance.
ZORA
So tell me Terri, did he look at you this time?
TERRI
Considering that we were on the balcony, I doubt it.
BERNADETTE
Wait, what did I miss?
ZORA
Terri thinks John Rashid is afraid of her. She went to
one of his concerts once, and in her words, he looked like he was terrified of
her.
TERRI
7.
I’m telling you, the man was spooked. Plus, it did feel like there was a strange
connection going on there.
Before
anyone could respond, JOHN enters the lobby. As he brushes past the women, ZORA
starts screaming.
ZORA
WE LOVE YOU JOHN RASHID! I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS!
BERNADETTE
No you don’t.
ZORA
MY FRIENDS HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS, BUT I BORROWED EVERY
LAST ONE OF THEM! I’M YOUR NUMBER FAN, ZORA! LOVE YOU!
JOHN
looks back, smiles and waves. Then he exits the stage.
TERRI
Well, that was interesting.
BERNADETTE
Yes, he is. (To Terri) I think I know what you mean
about that strange connection.
TERRI
(suspiciously) You do?
BERNADETTE
This is my first time seeing John Rashid in concert. I
listened to all of his music and loved it as much as the next person. But
tonight, seeing him on that stage…it felt like something was
pulling me toward him. Like there was an unspoken
connection there, like maybe there is something more to him. Something I might
like. I don’t know how to explain it, but it feels like John Rashid may be my
kind of guy.
ZORA
The kind of guy that you want to be in a relationship
with? It’s called a celebrity crush, honey. But if you ever decide you want to
become a groupie, I could probably offer some tips.
TERRI
8.
Are you always like this?
ZORA
You knew me for two months, and you still haven’t
figured that out?
BERNADETTE
John Rashid…I wonder….
ZORA
I wonder what hotel he’s staying at?
TERRI
Why do you want to know?
ZORA
(ignoring TERRI) The Hilton hotel. Isn’t that where
celebrities usually stay?
BERNADETTE
Perhaps. Why?
ZORA
I bet you I can find out and track him down.
Later
that night. ZORA is sitting on the couch, with a phone pressed against her ear.
TERRI and BERNADETTE are sitting on each side of her.
TERRI
How long do you think she’ll be on the phone before
she realizes she’ll never get him?
BERNADETTE
Until she finally gets bored. So I’d give it another
hour.
TERRI
She’s already been on the phone for 45 minutes.
BERNADETTE
Zora doesn’t give up easily. Even when she should.
ZORA
9.
Hi! Is John Rashid available? (beat) I’m his
girlfriend Zora. (beat) I’m actually not in town so I was not able to visit him
in person. Can you put him on the phone? (beat) Yeah, you go ask him.
(places her hand over the phone) They’re going to put
him on the phone. I knew I should have just called the Hilton hotel first.
BERNADETTE
Yeah right. They’re going to ask him if he knows you
and when he says no, they’ll hang up.
ZORA
Hello? Hi John Rashid.
TERRI
and BERNADETTE share a lock of shock with each other and move closer to the pay
phone.
ZORA
Yes, I’m the girl who was screaming in the lobby. Did
I wake you? (beat) Oh, so you weren’t doing anything anyway. You weren’t
sleeping or nothing? (beat) Great. So, as I’ve said I’m a huge fan. I really
like your music. But I was wondering if maybe we could talk about music
together. We don’t have to do anything unless you want to.
BERNADETTE
Zora!
ZORA
(turns to BERNADETTE and presses her finger against
her lips) Oh, that’s just my friend. She was the one I was with at the concert.
The one who looked like she came straight from church? (beat) Yeah, she’s
definitely available too. (beat. ZORA turns to TERRI and gestures for a pen and
paper. TERRI grabs a piece of paper and a pen from the table and hands it to
ZORA). Room
515. Under the name B.J Robinson. Got it. (beat) See
you in 30 minutes. (hangs up the phone) Guess who’s going to visit John Rashid?
BERNADETTE
You actually did it?
ZORA
Yes! He invited all of us!
TERRI
10.
You two can go. I’m going to call it night.
ZORA
Aw, come on. I expected Bernie to pull that card but
not you.
TERRI
I already told you, I scare the man. Besides, I need
to get up early for work tomorrow anyway.
ZORA
Fine. Bernie, we are going. Do not argue with me on
this one.
BERNADETTE
Even I don’t want to past his opportunity up.
ZORA
Oh, you should probably wear something less church-y.
I have a dress upstairs that you could borrow.
BERNADETTE
Zora, forget it. Besides I’m not trying to catch
anyone’s attention anyway.
ZORA
Your loss. Let’s go.
Scene
3
The
hotel room. There is a bed, a table stand with a lamp, a television and a hotel
phone. There is a table close to the door with two chairs. On the table is a
copy of the book Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte. There is a knock at the
door. JOHN goes to the door. He peers through the peephole in the door.
JOHN
Who is it?
ZORA
(off stage) Zora and Bernadette. We’re here to see
B.J. Robinson.
JOHN
opens the door and lets them in. ZORA swoops in as if she is a lioness ready to
pounce. BERNADETTE is a bit shyer, as if she is wondering why she agreed to
visit this man.
11.
JOHN
Yeah, you’re definitely the screaming girls from the
lobby.
BERNADETTE
Actually, she was the screaming girl. I was just the
girl who was with her.
ZORA
Hello, John Rashid. So nice to meet you in person.
JOHN
Nice to meet you too. And you’re…?
ZORA
Zora, and this is my best friend Bernadette. She’s a
little shy.
BERNADETTE
Nice to meet you, Mr. Rashid.
She
reaches out a hand. JOHN is taken aback, then takes her hand. Instead of
shaking it, he pulls it to his lips and kisses the top of it.
JOHN
Please just call me John. And nice to meet you too.
He
lets go of her hand. BERNADETTE looks at him, a bit surprised.
JOHN
So, what can I do for you ladies? Would you like a
drink? I think I have some champagne around here.
ZORA
That would be great, thank you.
JOHN
exits stage left. He returns with a champagne bottle and three glasses.
12.
JOHN
Here we go.
JOHN
pours the liquid in each cup and hands them to the women. When he hands his cup
to BERNADETTE, his fingers brushes her hand and lingers for a few seconds.
JOHN
Do you ladies always hunt down musicians?
ZORA
If you’re asking if we’re groupies, no. This is our
first time.
BERNADETTE
Aren’t you used to women hunting you down anyway?
JOHN
Not really. Jazz musicians don’t bring in the same
fans as rock stars or pop stars. I hate to say it but jazz is becoming a dying
genre.
BERNADETTE
That’s not true. Miles Davis still brings in a crowd.
Dizzy Gillespie, Natalie Cole, Herbie Hancock…
ZORA
They probably don’t bring in as big as a crowd as
Michael Jackson though.
JOHN
No one brings in as big as a crowd as Michael Jackson.
Except the Beatles, probably. But you do make a good point, Bernadette. I guess
what I mean is that jazz music tends to draw in a more sophisticated crowd. For
example, you may never see anyone taking off their panties and throwing them on
stage for me.
BERNADETTE
Oh, I sure hope not.
JOHN
13.
Also most jazz musicians are not as well-known as
other artists. That’s actually a blessing really. Unless you get as big as
Miles Davis, you can still have some privacy whenever you go out in public.
Although, there are some perks to being that famous.
BERNADETTE
Being super rich?
JOHN
Having a beautiful woman like you show up at my hotel
door.
ZORA
clears her throat loudly.
JOHN
Having two beautiful women show at my door is even
rarer for me.
BERNADETTE
(moving over to the table) You read Wuthering Heights?
JOHN
Guilty.
ZORA
I would’ve never pegged you for a guy who liked
romance novels.
JOHN
I wouldn’t really call it a romance novel. Yeah, there
is a hint of a romance between the two main characters but nothing romantic
ever really happened.
BERNADETTE
It’s more like a tragedy of circumstances really. Two
people grew up loving each other and yet they couldn’t be together. Heathcliff
was denied an education so he couldn’t provide Catherine with anything, and
Catherine was just an awful person.
JOHN
They were both awful really. But poor Heathcliff had
to bear the brunt of everything.
ZORA
So, it’s more like a cautionary tale on how much life
can suck?
14.
BERNADETTE
I like to see it more as learning from the previous
generation’s mistakes. Catherine’s daughter, she meets another guy. Was he her
cousin? I can’t remember. But the tragic circumstances between Heathcliff and
Catherine were rectified with the relationship in the new generation.
JOHN
In other words, they refused to repeat the previous
couple’s mistakes. Catherine’s daughter learns Hareton is trying to teach
himself to read and write, and she decides to help him.
BERNADETTE
If only Catherine wasn’t so worried about her
reputation, she and Heathcliff could have been something.
JOHN
True, but it was also a different time. She married
the other guy out of survival. He was rich and educated after all.
ZORA
Okay, let’s talk about something else please. This
whole story is depressing the hell out of me.
BERNADETTE
Please. Read Edgar Allan Poe if you want depressing. I
swear Edgar Allan Poe knew depression as well as the back of his hand.
JOHN
I imagined he did, considering he was depressed.
ZORA
John, how about you play a song for us?
JOHN
(smiling) Aha! I knew it. You two are here for an
encore.
BERNADETTE
Maybe just play one tune? I mean, it is late.
JOHN
I can sing a tune for you, Bernadette. In fact, I came
up with it right now.
BERNADETTE
15.
Um…really?
ZORA
Well, this will be a long and interesting night.
JOHN
pulls out his saxophone from his case. He sits on the bed. BERNADETTE sits next
in a chair at the table along with ZORA. JOHN plays a soft, romantic tune. He
is looking at BERNADETTE throughout the performance. The song should last at least three minutes.
When it ends, the lights fade to black.
Scene
4
BERNADETTE
and ZORA’s house. The next day-afternoon. There is a knock on the door.
BERNADETTE hurries over to open the door. A handsome man in his early twenties,
WOOD, steps through. He is wearing a neat shirt tucked inside his pants and
wearing dress shoes. He has a suitcase in his hand.
BERNADETTE
What are you doing here?
WOOD
Well, nice to see you too, Bernadette.
WOOD
scoots past her and places his suitcase against the wall.
BERNADETTE
What are you doing here with your suitcase?
WOOD
Sis, I need a place to stay.
BERNADETTE
Why? What happened?
16.
WOOD
Kelly and I had a fight. I decided to move out.
BERNADETTE
You left or she kicked you out?
WOOD
She tried to kick me out but I told her I was moving
out anyway.
ZORA
enters from stage left.
ZORA
I thought I heard your loud mouth. What are you doing
here?
WOOD
I can’t visit my sister, Zora?
ZORA
Visit? It looks like you’re planning to move in.
WOOD
That’s because I am.
BERNADETTE
Wood, what happened between you and Kelly?
ZORA
What did you do this time?
WOOD
What do you mean what did I do? Why is it always my fault when my
relationship goes wrong?
ZORA
Because it’s usually the man’s fault.
WOOD
17.
Oh, I don’t want to hear that shit. As if you women
are saints. You tend to screw over men worse than we screw over women. Or at
least that’s the case in my experience. In for your information, it was Kelly’s
fault. I caught her in bed with another man.
BERNADETTE
What?
WOOD
I came home from work a little earlier than usual. I
decided to head home and surprise her. I come in the house and I hear music
playing upstairs. I went upstairs and that was when I heard the loud moaning. I
push the door open and there she is…spread-eagle with our neighbor next door.
ZORA
Wow.
WOOD
They both stopped when they heard me come in the room.
I told Kelly, “Don’t get up. I’ll let myself out.” So, yeah….
BERNADETTE
I’m sorry to hear that.
WOOD
Yeah, well I’m sorry to see it.
BERNADETTE
You can stay as long as you need to.
ZORA
How about until the 15th of next month.
BERNADETTE
Zora…
18.
ZORA
He’s not staying here past the 15th, Bernie
and that is final.
WOOD
It’s cool, Bernie. I only plan to stay for a couple
days anyway.
ZORA
Look on the bright side, Wood. At least you know what
kind of woman Kelly is now.
BERNADETTE
Wood, what’s that red stuff on your shirt
WOOD
looks down at his shirt.
WOOD
Oh, that. Right, I must’ve spilled some spaghetti
sauce on me. I may have eaten three bowls of spaghetti before I got here.
Anyway, I’ll just head on upstairs and go to sleep.
ZORA
Oh no. You are going to sleep on the couch tonight.
Tomorrow night. And every other night until you find your own place.
WOOD
Can I at least take a shower first?
BERNADETTE
Go ahead, Wood.
WOOD
Thank you.
WOOD heads upstairs.
ZORA
Last night was crazy, wasn’t it?
BERNADETTE
19.
Meeting John Rashid and having him sing to us? That
was an incredible experience, I will admit that.
ZORA
Well, meeting John Rashid was fun. But he was only
singing to one of us.
BERNADETTE
What do you meant?
ZORA
Girl, don’t make me spell it out to you. You and John
Rashid were exploding with chemistry last night. He barely remembered I was
there. But you two were going on about Hovering Heights and whatever. I never
thought a discussion about an old book could have so much romantic tension.
BERNADETTE
There was no romantic tension. There wasn’t romantic
anything.
ZORA
I beg to differ.
BERNADETTE
I was just being friendly with the guy.
ZORA
Bernie, you’re going to have to let Wendell go sooner
or later.
BERNADETTE
This isn’t about Wendell.
ZORA
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
ZORA digs in her
pocket and pulls out a piece of paper. She hands to BERNADETTE.
ZORA
Here. I forgot to give you this yesterday.
20.
BERNADETTE
What is this?
ZORA
John Rashid’s phone number. I asked for it because I
knew you wouldn’t. I know I was saying I wanted to marry somebody famous, but I
want to marry somebody famous and interesting. Besides I think you two shared a
connection back there.
BERNADETTE
You must have confused me with someone else.
ZORA
Don’t do that, Bernie. Every time someone seems
remotely interested in you, you make up an excuse on why he’s not. You did the
same thing with Wendell before he practically begged you-
BERNADETTE
Exactly! Wendell. We just broke up. Hell, he just
proposed to me. I can’t just jump into another relationship. Not right now.
ZORA
Who said it has to be a serious relationship? Maybe
you two can just have fun.
BERNADETTE
(Handing out the
paper to ZORA) And we both know I’m not that kind of person.
19.
ZORA
(Waving her
hands to say “No, I’m not taking the number back”) Just think about it,
Bernadette. If you still think you have no interest in this man, then throw it
away. But I’m not taking that number back.
ZORA exits stage left. BERNADETTE looks at
the paper in her hand. She turns around to see WOOD standing on the steps,
staring at her.
BERNADETTE
Do you think I should call him?
WOOD
21.
I think you should do what’s best for you, Bernadette.
But ask yourself this: Are you ready to put your heart on there again? Are you
ready to open your heart to another person, show them all the map of all the
things that can hurt you and trust them to never travel to those places? If
not, then don’t do it. It ain’t worth it.
BERNADETTE
I guess I won’t know until I give it a shot.
BERNADETTE
picks up the phone from the table and starts dialing.
(a couple seconds later) Hello John? This is Bernadette.
Scene
5
In
a poetry slam club. There is one table and two chairs. Behind them there are
three musicians, each sitting behind a microphone. The jazz band plays a short
number. It could be an original jazz piece playing in the background.
BERNADETTE and JOHN are sitting at the table. JOHN is enjoying himself while
BERNADETTE is simply at awe of the club. The band ends their number and
indicates there will be a break.
BERNADETTE
Wow. I can’t believe I never heard of this place
before.
JOHN
I found it by accident. I was trying to find my way to
the concert hall. I came in here, and ended up arriving a few minutes late
because I’ve been in here most of the time.
BERNADETTE
I believe you were thirty minutes late.
JOHN
I did a hell of a show to make up for it. But do you
see why I just couldn’t leave this place?
BERNADETTE
22.
Did you do any poetry slams?
JOHN
Poetry slams is what got me into jazz music.
BERNADETTE
Interesting.
JOHN
My brother and I…we used to work as busboys at this
restaurant in Washington DC. Busboys
& Poets. They had this event called Jazz and Verse, where the poets go up
to the open mic and perform over jazz music. It was amazing how music made the
words sound so…beautiful. Better than it was without the music. It’s like…you
hear the poems but the music is what carries you away.
BERNADETTE
Sounds like you miss working there.
JOHN
It was one of the best times of my life. Hustling to
keep food on the table is something I don’t miss, but just being in that warm
atmosphere…where you can give your voice just to share a part of yourself with
the world, and not just to make a buck….I do miss that.
BERNADETTE
Who said you can’t do that now? I think you should go up there.
JOHN
I don’t think so. Making music is one think…writing
poetry, lyrics…that’s not my strongest suit.
BERNADETTE
Oh come on! I think it would be fun.
JOHN
I’ll tell you what, if you go up there and perform,
I’ll go up right after you.
BERNADETTE
looks up at the musicians, a nervous expression on his face.
23.
JOHN
Not as easy as it looks, huh?
A
jazz musician speaks into the mic and says something like “Alright, who’s ready
to come up next?” or something like that. BERNADETTE looks at JOHN again. She
goes over to the mic stand.
BERNADETTE
Hi. I’m Bernadette Smith. This poem is dedicated to my
new friend, John.
As
BERNADETTE prepares to say her poem, she and the musicians freeze. The lights
dim and there is a spotlight on JOHN. JOHN is taken aback when he sees the
angel of death. Another spotlight lands on the angel as jazz music plays in the
background. She dances around BERNADETTE and makes her way to JOHN.
JOHN
It’s you, isn’t it?
The
angel doesn’t respond. She caresses his cheek as if he were a lover.
JOHN
You’re not going to take me. Not today. Not even
tomorrow.
The
angel dances away from him and nears the exit. She stops and turns to him, and
says, “Soon.” The angel exits. The lights brighten up again and the musicians
start clapping.
BERNADETTE
Thank you. Thank you.
BERNADETTE
makes her way to JOHN, who appears to still be startled from his encounter.
24.
BERNADETTE
Well, what did you think?
JOHN
I’m sorry?
BERNADETTE
About the poem? What did you think?
JOHN
The poem was nice…it was nice. I need to get some air.
JOHN
stands up and goes to the far left of the stage. BERNADETTE goes after him.
BERNADETTE
John, are you okay?
JOHN
Yeah. Sorry, just had to clear my head for a bit.
BERNADETTE
Are you sure?
JOHN
I’m fine. Why don’t you tell me a little about
you? What do you do for a living?
BERNADETTE
I’m studying to be a nurse. I’m in my third year of
medical school right now.
JOHN
Really? So I can call you up whenever I get sick, huh?
BERNADETTE
(laughing) I guess.
JOHN
What if I’m lovesick?
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BERNADETTE
Boy, you are so corny. You’re lucky you’re so cute.
JOHN
Well, can’t blame a guy for trying.
BERMADETTE
Then stop trying so hard. You’re embarrassing
yourself.
JOHN
Apparently not, since you’re still talking to me. So,
Nurse Bernie, did you always want to be nurse?
BERNADETTE
No. I used to want to be an actress when I was little.
Being on TV or the big screen, playing a cowgirl, lawyer, spy, thief-I wanted
to be everything. And I figured the only way you can be everything is to get on
TV.
JOHN
What changed your mind?
BERNADETTE
I was terrified of the camera. My sister Erin had a
camera. She would always go around filming someone or something. You can never
take her away from that thing. One day, I was in a school talent show with Zora
and another friend, Maria. We were trying to sing the Supremes’ “Stop in the Name
of Love.” I look right out in the audience and there was Erin holding up her
camera. I stopped right there on stage looking at her the whole time while Zora
and Maria were fumbling over me.
JOHN
Oh no.
BERNADETTE
Oh yeah. It was bad. To make it worse, I was singing
Diana Ross’ part. I was so mortified.
JOHN
I bet you were. (pause) Does your sister still have
the tape?
BERNADETTE
If she does, you are definitely never going to see.
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JOHN
(laughing) Hey, if it makes you feel better, I think
you would’ve made a great actress.
BERNADETTE
Oh please.
(pause) So are you going to tell me what happened back there?
JOHN
Beat.
I thought I saw something. That’s all.
BERNADETTE
You looked like you saw a ghost.
JOHN
It’s…never mind. This is a date, remember? We should
be enjoying ourselves.
BERNADETTE
I guess you’re right.
JOHN
You want to…stop by my hotel?
BERNADETTE
Yes. I think I would.
JOHN
escorts BERNADETTE to stage right. As BERNADETTE leaves, JOHN pauses. Lights
dim and a spotlight lands on JOHN.
JOHN
I know you’re out there, death. I know you’re waiting
for me to mess up. But you’ll have to wait a long while before you can have me.
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The
lights black out.
Scene
5
ZORA
and BERNADETTE’s house. ZORA is dusting the tables, couches and pretty much
anything she can get her eye on. WOOD and TERRI are both sitting on the couch,
watching ZORA dust like a maniac.
TERRI
Zora? Don’t you think you’re going a little…Overboard?
ZORA
Bernadette is bringing John Rashid to our apartment.
Forgive me for trying to make the house look hospitable.
WOOD
Man, every time someone comes by to visit you make
sure the house is clean!
ZORA
Exactly! I don’t want people to think we’re dirty.
WOOD
Why? People don’t care if they look dirty and I know.
I visit everyone’s houses and they never look presentable. You the only one who
gotta go all out for somebody.
ZORA
Well, you clearly don’t care how you look.
WOOD
What’s that supposed to mean?
TERRI
Wood, honey…I’ve been silent for quite some time now,
but…well, someone has to say it. You look like a complete mess. Your girlfriend
cheating on you has clearly messed you up.
ZORA
And we’ve dealt with it. Because you were going
through a hard time. But Wood, it’s been two weeks. It’s time for you to find
your own place to live. You can’t keep sleeping on our couch.
28.
WOOD
I can’t believe this. You’re kicking me out? What
happened to stay as long as you need?
ZORA
No one really means that. People just say that to be
polite. Now, can we argue about this later? I still need to get the place ready
for…
BERNADETTE
enters with JOHN following behind her.
ZORA
No! I still need to clean the kitchen!
WOOD
You cleaned the kitchen three times already.
TERRI
Hi, John Rashid. You may not remember me. I was with
Ber-
JOHN
I know who you are.
TERRI
Oh. Um…okay…
ZORA
Hi John Rashid! Do you remember me?
JOHN
Of course I remember. How can I forget Zora, my number
fan?
BERNADETTE
John, this is my brother Wood.
JOHN
shakes WOOD’s hand instead. TERRI and WOOD share a look of confusion.
WOOD
Hey, man. Bernadette has told me a lot about you.
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WOOD
Was it anything positive?
JOHN
Mostly. But I must ask…is it true you almost burned
down a gas station?
WOOD
I knew she was gonna tell you that story. She tells
everyone that story.
BERNADETTE
Only to prepare everyone for how crazy you are.
WOOD
It was an
accident-and I was only ten.
ZORA
So, John, rumor has it that you plan to retire after
you drop your next album. Is that true?
JOHN
Well-
BERNADETTE
You know, John didn’t come here to talk about his
patients. How about we play a game.
John, do you play Spades?
WOOD
Spades? You
want to play Spades on the first day that we meet your boyfriend?
TERRI
A game of Spades isn’t going to hurt him.
WOOD
No, but it might piss him off. Spades is like
Monopoly-you end up thing all your friends and loved ones once the game is
over. Bernadette might be single again by the end of this.
ZORA
Well, I’m in. Besides, I still need to get back at
your cheatin’ ass for the last time we played. You and Terri are both going
down today.
WOOD
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I didn’t cheat. You just weren’t paying attention. (To John) Alright, man. You don’t realize
it yet, but your about to cross the first test. If you can survive a game of
Spades, then maybe you’re worthy to date my sister.
JOHN
Challenge accepted.
Everyone
gathers around the table. BERNADETTE briefly exits the living room as she
retrieves the cards. BERNADETTE sits next to ZORA. TERRI and WOOD are partners
and BERNADETTE and JOHN are partners. ZORA opts to simply watch the game
instead. BERNADETTE deals out the cards to each person. Each person gathers
their cards and look them over.
WOOD
I spoke to my girl last night.
TERRI
Is she finally going to take you back?
WOOD
She ain’t with that guy anymore. She said she went out
to a club with her friends and she found him making out with some girl.
TERRI
Huh, karma finally paid her a visit.
JOHN
throws a card across the table followed by TERRI. BERNADETTE throws a card,
then WOOD.
TERRI
Ha!
TERRI
swipes up the cards.
WOOD
I tried to tell you, Bernie. Don’t humiliate Mark on
the first date.
31.
BERNADETTE
I wouldn’t get cocky this early in the game, if I were
you. Now what were you saying about your ex?
WOOD
(Throwing out a
card) I spoke with her last night. I was going for a walk just to clear my
head and I literally bumped right into her. She told me she made a big mistake
cheatin’ on me. She even had the nerve to give her a second chance.
TERRI
Well, did you.
WOOD
I almost did. I wanted to take her back so bad. But
the way that she spoke of this guy…it became clear that she was trying to use
me as a rebound. Because while she was talkin’ about how much this guy sucked,
I could tell from the look of her eyes that she was in love with him. She must
have been in love with him, considering she was cheatin’ with him for two
years.
ZORA
Two years?
WOOD
Yup. Two years. The crazy thing is I saw all the
signs…but I didn’t want to accept it. (WOOD
looks at BERNADETTE). I wish she would’ve just dumped me instead of
stringing me along for all those years. I would’ve respected her more if she
did. But I don’t think she wanted to accept the fact that she was in love with
another man. Maybe she didn’t want to hurt me. Maybe she was tryna do what she
felt she needed to do. Then again, considerin’ that he was cheatin’ on her
anyway, I guess it doesn’t matter, huh?
MARK
That’s messed up, man. I’m sorry. I couldn’t imagine
what I’d do if something like that happened to me.
TERRI
I’m sorry, Wood. But you’ll find someone else.
ZORA
Someone who can actually tolerate your annoying, cheap
ass.
32.
There
is a knock at the door. Everyone except TERRI looks up confused.
WOOD
Anybody expectin’ someone?
TERRI
That might be for me. I invited someone over if you
guys don’t mind.
TERRI
goes to open the door and WENDELL enters. BERNADETTE stands up, in shock.
BERNADETTE
Wendell?
TERRI
Wendell! For a second, I thought you weren’t going to
show up.
WENDELL
Sorry I’m late. I got caught up with…something. Hi
Bernadette.
BERNADETTE
Wendell. What a surprise this is.
WENDELL
I hope you don’t mind. Terri invited me.
WOOD
Why the hell did you do that?
ZORA
Good question.
TERRI
He came into town last night so I figured why not
invite him over.
BERNADETTE
Mind? Of course not. Why would I mind if my friend
invited my ex?
33.
WENDELL
Don’t be angry with Terri. Besides, I wanted to come.
She told me John Rashid would be here. And there was no way I was passing that
up. By the way I’m Wendell.
WENDELL
excitedly shakes JOHN’s hand.
JOHN
Hey. You’re a-you’re Bernie’s ex-boyfriend?
WENDELL
Yeah. We dated a while back.
BERNADETTE
It wasn’t that long ago.
WENDELL
Oh, man. I can’t believe it. You’re friends with John
Rashid! John, question: what was it like performing with Ray Charles on your
album Once Upon a Midnight Dreary?
BERNADETTE
Wendell, John doesn’t want to talk about his career.
JOHN
It’s okay. I don’t mind.
BERNADETTE
Well, I do.
ZORA
Wendell, how about you pull a chair? We were just
beating Bernie and her new boyfriend at a game of Spades.
WENDELL
Boyfriend?
BERNADETTE
Actually, we’re just friends.
34.
JOHN
We are?
BERNADETTE
Well, we haven’t really crossed the
boyfriend-girlfriend line yet.
JOHN
We went on three dates. I think that qualifies
crossing the boyfriend-girlfriend line.
ZORA
So what brings you to town, Wendell?
WENDELL
I had to deliver one of my packages here. I need to head back out tomorrow though.
TERRI
Wendell, you need a new job.
WENDELL
Actually, I plan to get a part-time job.
BERNADETTE
What?
ZORA
A part-time job doing…?
WENDELL
Just a regular part-time job, Zora. Just something to
hold me over while I go to culinary school.
TERRI
Culinary school? I didn’t know you could cook?
BERNADETTE
35.
What about your plans to start a trucking business?
WENDELL
About that. The last time we spoke, you said something
that got to me. Why am I settling down? Why don’t I push myself to get a job I
would actually enjoy doing? Well, I always liked cooking so I figured why not
become a chef?
WOOD
Did she give you that follow your dream speech? Ay,
I’m telling you right now, don’t do it. Keeping your head in the clouds will do
you no good in the end, trust me.
WENDELL
It’s not like I have anything to lose, Wood. Besides,
at least I’ll feel better knowing I tried instead of sticking with a job I
hate.
BERNADETTE
Good for you, I guess.
TERRI
Well, come. Sit down. We’re playing Spades. Hell, you
can be Zora’s partner for the next round.
BERNADETTE
I think I’ll sit this one out.
JOHN
Me too.
WOOD
You punking out already?
JOHN
Bernie, can we talk for a minute?
JOHN
and BERNADETTE walk over to the far left center stage.
JOHN
A friend? Just a friend?
36.
BERNADETTE
Well, we never said we were actually dating. We were
just hanging out.
JOHN
Okay…But I don’t want to just hang out. Don’t you want
to make this…official?
BERNADETTE
I don’t know. I’m not exactly ready to see my face
plastered all over the news about dating the
John Rashid. I don’t think I’m ready to be in a serious relationship right
now.
JOHN
Okay. Then how about we see each other, but without
anyone else knowing.
BERNADETTE
What you’re proposing a secret affair?
JOHN
Yeah. A secret affair that a few people already know
about.
BERNADETTE
I don’t know-
JOHN
Why do I have a feeling those are your favorite words?
Come on Bernie. We don’t have to be serious if you don’t want to. But can we at
least give this a shot?
BERNADETTE
Okay. You’re right. Let’s do it. Oh, and John….what is
your problem with Terri? Every time you’re around her, you act…cold.
JOHN
She just reminds me of someone that’s all.
BERNADETTE
An old girlfriend?
JOHN
A future dance partner.
37.
Scene
4
The
lights go down. JOHN remains on stage as the angel of death dances on stage. She performs a ballet dance,
dancing around him and gesturing as if she were a lover. JOHN reaches out to
her. She dance away from him and nears the exit. She stops and turns to him,
and says, “Soon.” The angel exits. The lights brighten up again.
WOOD
and ZORA are both at the door, carrying duffel bags. BERNADETTE is wearing a
nice dress-maybe showing a bit of cleavage.
ZORA
I knew this dress will come in handy one day. I bet
your glad I bought it for your birthday, huh?
BERNADETTE
Yes, yes. You are my savior. I just hope he will like
it.
ZORA
If he can get you out of it, he’ll love it.
WOOD
C’mon, I’m ready to go.
ZORA
And I’m ready for you to go. I can’t believe you’re
going back to West Virginia.
WOOD
Me neither. But I just can’t stay here any longer.
ZORA
For what it’s worth, I think Kelly made a big mistake.
WOOD
I know she did. I ever tell you how we first met?
ZORA
Uh-
WOOD
It was in New York City
at the Empire Hotel. I was on a road trip wit ha few friends. We stopped by the
hotel to stay for the night and I saw this beautiful woman sitting in the
lobby. She was
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reading a book-I think it
was “All Things Fall Apart” or something like that. Anyway, I couldn’t keep my
eyes off this woman. So I go over and I tell her she has nice shoes. She said
“Thank you.” I say, “Maybe we can exchange numbers and talk about shoes
sometime.” Out of all the things to say, I say that. But she went along with
it. I call her the next night and ask if we could meet in the lobby. I brought
her flowers and everything. We spent the rest of the night, watching people and
coming up with stories on what their lives must be like. One of the guys in the
lobby, he was kept looking at his watch. I told him he must be cheating on his
wife. Kelly asked me what I’d do if I ever caught my wife cheating on me. I
said, “I’d shoot her dead.” I guess that’s the price of being a hopeless
romantic, huh? Either you love me or you die loving me. Nothing else.
There
is a knock at the door. WOOD quickly opens it. JOHN steps in, carrying a bottle
of wine.
BERNADETTE
Hi.
JOHN
Hi.
ZORA
Um, I guess that’s our cue. Bye Bernie, John Rashid.
WOOD
exits, with ZORA staying a couple feet behind him.
BERNADETTE
For a second, I thought my friends scared you away.
JOHN
(laughs) I’ve been around scarier people, trust me
JOHN
hands BERNADETTE the bottle.
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JOHN
I brought you this.
BERNADETTE
Château Latour Pauillac. Sounds
expensive.
JOHN
(Laughing)
It certainly wasn’t cheap. But that’s the best wine on the market or so I
heard. I say we give it a try. But first.
JOHN pulls a CD out of his pocket.
JOHN
You got a CD player?
BERNADETTE
Yeah, over here.
BERNADETTE takes the CD and crosses over to the left. She places
the CD in a CD player. We hear music. It could be John Coltrane’s “In a
Sentimental Mood “or Coltrane’s “My One and Only Love” or something romantic
and jazzy.
BERNADETTE
Sounds nice.
JOHN
It’s one of my favorite songs.
JOHN takes BERNADETTE’s hand. He places his hand on her waist
and they start to slow dance. BERNADETTE rests her head on his shoulder. The
couple slow dances for a few moments. BERNADETTE looks up and her eyes meets
JOHN. She leans in and they kiss. When they pull apart, JOHN lets go of her
hand.
40.
JOHN
I got something else that could set the
mood?
He pulls out a bag of coke from his pocket.
BERNADETTE
What is that?
JOHN
An energy boost.
He sets the bag on the table.
JOHN
You wanna try some?
BERNADETTE
Uh, no.
JOHN
More for me then.
BERNADETTE
You’re a cokehead?
JOHN
JOHN ignores her. Instead he sets up two perfect white lines on
the table.
BERNADETTE
No, no. This is too much. John, I think
you should go.
41.
JOHN
You think I should go or you want me to
go?
BERNADETTE
Is there a difference? I’m not going to
have you snort coke in my apartment!
JOHN
Bernie, relax. It’s not going to kill
me. Trust me, I’ve done it enough times.
BERNADETTE
That’s not the point.
JOHN
Then what is the point? You know what I think. I don’t think the coke
is the problem. I think your inability to cut loose is the problem. You think
too much. Think of this, think of that. Always think, think, think. I’m
surprised your head didn’t explode, you think so much. Don’t you want to stop
thinking for once and just be..? Just live in the moment, baby. Live in this
moment with me.
BERNADETTE
I’m not snorting that crap up my nose.
JOHN
Alright.
JOHN gets up to leave.
BERNADETTE
John, wait.
BERNADETTE walks over to JOHN. She looks him in the eyes. There’s
a knock on the door. BERNADETTE opens it and TERRI bursts in.
TERRI
Hey. Is Zora here?
BERNADETTE
42.
Zora just went to drop Wood off at the bus
station.
TERRI
Do you know how long she’ll be? We were
supposed to go to the bar tonight.
BERNADETTE
She should be back soon.
TERRI
Alright. I will wait.
TERRI sits at the couch, next to JOHN. JOHN moves a couple
inches away from her.
TERRI
Can I have a glass of water, Bernie?
BERNADETTE
….Sure.
BERNADETTE exits stage left. TERRI moves closer to JOHN.
TERRI
You doing okay, John?
JOHN nods.
TERRI
You didn’t take anything, did you?
JOHN
No. Why would you ask that?
TERRI
Ah. You just look…intense it’s off. Like
you were sniffing coke or something.
43.
JOHN attempts to sit up.
TERRI reaches out to help him. JOHN pushes her hand away.
JOHN leans his head back against the armrest of the couch.
TERRI
How’s everything? You know, with
promoting the new album and everything?
JOHN
It’s coming along.
TERRI
Okay. That’s good.
TERRI looks at JOHN for another moment.
JOHN holds her gaze.
JOHN
What is your game?
TERRI
Excuse me?
JOHN
I know who you are. Don’t even try to
deny it. Why are you here?
TERRI
Do you believe in reincarnation?
JOHN
What?
TERRI
(Continues
as if she hadn’t heard him) Because I do. I believe that we don’t live one
life but several. You know how some people just get certain vibes around
someone? Like they can immediately see themselves being friends with one person
even though they just met them? Or
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when you meet that person you like and
you just have this feeling that you can tell them anything? Even though you
didn’t know them very long? I believe that the people in your life now are
people who were in your previous lives. Because why do you feel special
connections with someone you just met, or someone you’re just getting to know
right. Like you and Bernadette.
JOHN
What does that have to do with my
question?
TERRI
It has everything to do with it. This
isn’t the first time you and I did this dance together John. Although it’s
certainly been the longest.
JOHN sits up, fully aware now.
TERRI gives him a smile.
TERRI
I’ve given you time, John. Plenty of
time. Yet, you just don’t want to leave the path you’re on now. Make a choice,
John. Make the right choice. You and I have danced this dance together before.
I’d really hate for it to end like last time.
TERRI leans in and kisses JOHN on the cheek when WOOD enters
first, followed by ZORA. JOHN jumps away from TERRI. BERNADETTE enters.
BERNADETTE
(handing TERRI the water bottle) Sorry
it took so long. Wood, what are you doing here?
ZORA
He changed his mind. Always flip
flopping.
WOOD
It didn’t feel right to leave right
away.
BERNADETTE
45.
TERRI
Zora, you ready to go?
ZORA
Yeah, let’s go.
TERRI
It was nice talking to you, John.
ZORA and TERRI leave. WOOD stares at JOHN.
BERNADETTE
Wood.
WOOD
…Fine. I’ll join the women at the bar.
WOOD exits.
BERNADETTE
Here we are. Just the two of us again.
JOHN
Yeah.
Beat.
JOHN
Let’s run away. We can go to Paris or
London or something.
BERNADETTE
And what? Disappear from the face of the
earth, never to be seen again?
JOHN
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I don’t see why not? (pause) Do you
believe in fate?
BERNADETTE
What do you mean?
JOHN
Do you believe we were destined to meet?
Now. In this time or…any other time.
BERNADETTE
I believe it wasn’t an accident that we
met.
JOHN
Do you think…that maybe we are meant to
be but not meant to be?
BERNADETTE
John, you’re talking nonsense.
JOHN
I’m just saying-
BERNADETTE
Quit saying.
BERNADETTE leans forward and kisses JOHN.
JOHN
Bernie, are we okay? The coke-that’s not
going to be a problem?
BERNADETTE
It is a problem. But I don’t want to
fight right now. Let’s just be in the moment.
They kiss.
JOHN
I’m…gonna go outside and catch some air.
47.
JOHN exits. He appears in the far right of the stage. The angel
of death enters. She dances over to him. She performs a ballet movement,
dancing around him.
JOHN
You hear that death?
WOOD enters but JOHN doesn’t see him.
Bernie and I, we gonna be alright. You
ain’t taking me out yet. I’m here to stay. I ain’t going nowhere!
WOOD points the gun at JOHN’s head. The angel. Then she dances
over to JOHN and wraps her arms around him. The lights go out as we hear a
gunshot.
Two days later. The lights slowly brighten to show BERNADETTE
sitting on her couch with WOOD.
WOOD
Are you alright?
BERNADETTE nods.
WOOD
So you want me to stay? ‘Cause I can
stay if you need me to.
BERNADETTE
Go home, Wood. There’s nothing else you
can do here.
WOOD gets up and goes to the door. As he opens it, he sees ZORA
standing in the doorway, as preparing to knock on the door.
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WOOD
Zora.
ZORA
Wood.
ZORA enters. WOOD exits, appearing in the far left of the stage.
ZORA
Bernadette?
BERNADETTE doesn’t answer.
ZORA
How’re you doing?
Silence.
ZORA
That’s a stupid question. You must be
taking this pretty hard.
ZORA walks over to the couch and sits next to BERNADETTE.
\ZORA
I’m sorry.
BERNADETTE
So am I
ZORA
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Bernie, what happened to John wasn’t
your fault. These things happen. It’s a shame that it happened to John Rashid,
out of all people.
BERNADETTE turns to Zora and hugs her.
ZORA
When is the funeral?
BERNADETTE
Sunday.
ZORA
Sweet Black Sunday.
BERNADETTE
I don’t know if I can go. I don’t think
I can even if I wanted to. After all, our relationship was secret.
ZORA
I doubt anyone would care at this point.
And I know you’re trying to talk your way out of going. Don’t. You need to be
there.
There is a knock on the door. ZORA opens it and WENDELL enters.
WENDELL
I heard the news. I came to offer my
condolences.
ZORA
That’s nice of you, Wendell. Although
you could’ve done that over the phone.
WENDELL
I have a feeling this isn’t something to
call about.
WENDELL slowly walks over to BERNADETTE and sits next to the
couch. ZORA heads outside and goes to WOOD.
50.
WENDELL
I’m sorry about your loss, Bernie.
BERNADETTE
Thank you.
ZORA
How’s it going Wood?
WOOD
It’s going.
ZORA
It’s sad what happened to John, right?
WOOD
Yup.
ZORA
I have a question: that story about how
you and Kelly first met? Would you really kill the woman you loved if she wrong
you?
WOOD
Of course not. I was just talking stuff
to her. Trying to sound romantic.
ZORA
You are a hopeless romantic, huh? Have
you heard from Kelly lately?
WOOD
I did. I asked her where she ran off to.
Guess what she said?
ZORA
What?
WOOD
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the
answers to.